Now that music has gone digital and we can no longer scrutinize albums on the shelf (Kevin, I'm looking at you), so I guess interpreting their Top 10 lists is the best we can do. Here's our 2009 Top 20 as filtered through
Flavorwire's
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands (Thanks Tex!).
- Phoenix
People who don’t listen to enough music.
- Passion Pit
Bros vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
- Animal Collective
Guys who make “Best of the Year” lists in January based predominantly on “feeling.”
- Dirty Projectors
People who like way too many toppings on their pizza.
- The Antlers
Boys who enjoy crying more than their girlfriend.
- Girls
Anyone who thinks The Catcher in Rye is the greatest book of all time.
- Grizzly Bear
People who think that world hunger could be assuaged with four part harmonies.
- The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
- The XX
Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
OK, so we are obviously missing a couple. Let's fill in the rest. Bring on the snarkiness!
5 Comments:
My personal favorite is the Antler's stereotype.
Haha, the Phoenix one basically bitchslapped everyone on this site since it was our #1.
Hey! The xx one was bogus, considering I'm probably the closest thing to Middle Eastern out of any of the QC-ers and even I don't understand the keffiyeh fashion trend.
I love this one:
Tegan & Sara
Lesbians and guys who firmly believe that when there are two girls on stage together, there is a 63% chance of them making out.
Camera Obscura - People who make their own yogurt.
Neko Case - People who want to make out with Neko Case.
i maintain that this method of lazy stereotyping is the most accurate way to read someone's personality. :-)
I wanna change the YYYs one to:
Girls who preferred running around the backyard wearing a cape than playing House as a kid.
Metric:
Boys who know the answer to the "Jenny Lewis or Emily Haines?" debate has always been Emily Haines.
Harlem Shakes:
People who would much rather listen to this than admit they love Vampire Weekend.
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